THE ESCOBAR TEE
Dear Andres Escobar,
Colombia will never forget you. But they would never forget me if I spelled it Columbia.
This shirt is dedicated to our friend Kristy who says color like cuhl lur.
She's Cuban, and they're not Colombians.
Give us like 2-3 days to ship out your package. We have like real jobs and stuff because nobody buys our stuff and then we don't make any money and stuff.
We use FedEx, UPS, and DHL for shipping. We don't use USPS because they can't be trusted.