F.C. Dorsum



If you think Meg the Stallion is thick, wait until you feel our hoodie. It’s still not as thick as she is but lord willing should you need some warmth, this hoodie will give it to you like Jordan Knight in the 90’s. Make sure you don’t land yourself in an awkward situation like J.Cole where some random girl wears it and you have to ask for it back like a cheapskate.

  • Boxy fit, but not Mike Tyson boxy.

  • Thick hoodie with metal tips on the drawstring.

Regular Orders

Give us like 2-3 days to ship out your package. We have like real jobs and stuff because nobody buys our stuff and then we don't make any money and stuff. 

We use FedEx, UPS, and DHL for shipping. We don't use USPS because they can't be trusted. 

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