F.C. Dorsum



I’ve tried to get wet in these shorts but it’s not easy because technology has vastly advanced in the past 30 years. We don’t suggest that you go into the water with all your belongings in your pocket but I would say that water definitely doesn’t want that smoke with these shorts because it’ll be hard for water to win.
I never said it was waterproof though so don’t get any fun ideas like a wet-shorts contest.

  • Moth/Umbro logo is embroidered with the finest threads. Very well executed I must say.

  • Has a back pocket but only on the right side, yeah thats not that side.

Regular Orders

Give us like 2-3 days to ship out your package. We have like real jobs and stuff because nobody buys our stuff and then we don't make any money and stuff. 

We use FedEx, UPS, and DHL for shipping. We don't use USPS because they can't be trusted. 

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