F.C. Dorsum

Miss Lippy's Special Time Crewneck


I just want to stop being sad and be happy like the Puppy that Popped his Puppy Paws instead of being sad and mad all the time. Writing these captions have become increasingly taxing like mask acne from all the oil in your face that Clearasil can't get rid of. Now I just want to watch a Kristin Kreuk Neutrogena oil free commercial but that product probably wasn't non-GMO or parabens which means congratulations in Portugese.

Boxy fit, but not like Ryan Garcia boxy. 

Regular Orders

Give us like 2-3 days to ship out your package. We have like real jobs and stuff because nobody buys our stuff and then we don't make any money and stuff. 

We use FedEx, UPS, and DHL for shipping. We don't use USPS because they can't be trusted. 

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