DORSUM x UMBRO IF BIGGIE WAS A GAFFER SWEATER
You look so good, I'll suck on your daddy's dick was the single most progressive bar in hip-hop history. No dad's were harmed in the making of this sweater but if Biggie was a gaffer on the touchline on a rainy Tuesday in Stoke, he'd probably be wearing this while confusing players because he looks like he's looking at 3 different places at once.
**PRE-ORDER will be open for 2 days only. Will ship in 3 weeks after that. What we sell is what we'll make and that will be all like Meryl Streep in Devil Wears Prada.
Give us like 2-3 days to ship out your package. We have like real jobs and stuff because nobody buys our stuff and then we don't make any money and stuff.
We use FedEx, UPS, and DHL for shipping. We don't use USPS because they can't be trusted.