F.C. Dorsum
UMBRO SHIK SHIK SORTA NOISY PAISLEY WOVEN JACKET
$141
If you ever need to sneak out of your house or go do something very illegal, try not to wear this jacket. Although the material is super fantastic and causes jizzjims, it makes that swishy, shik shik noise whenever you move your arms. But if you’re a good son and citizen that never sneaks out of anything and always abide by the law, avoid this jacket. It's also perfect for a summer night in LA.
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Retro fit so it’s a bit boxy but not like Mike Tyson boxy.
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Two pockets for two phones.
Regular Orders
Give us like 2-3 days to ship out your package. We have like real jobs and stuff because nobody buys our stuff and then we don't make any money and stuff.
We use FedEx, UPS, and DHL for shipping. We don't use USPS because they can't be trusted.
