F.C. Dorsum



I like long sleeve jerseys because it covers my skinny arms and no one can say weird comments like oh my god your wrists are so skinny I can break them, and then wrap their fingers around it to see which of the shorter fingers they can wrap around it to weight shame you like if there aren’t enough problems in the world without feeling inadequate because you’re skinny and now i’m going to eat my munchie meal from Jack in the Box.

  • Jersey is heavy - Umbro logo, Dorsum Crest is all embroidered.

  • Collar has one button in the middle to close the V.

  • Retro fit so it’s a bit boxy but not like Mike Tyson boxy.

Regular Orders

Give us like 2-3 days to ship out your package. We have like real jobs and stuff because nobody buys our stuff and then we don't make any money and stuff. 

We use FedEx, UPS, and DHL for shipping. We don't use USPS because they can't be trusted. 

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