UMBRO x DORSUM SHORTS w/ ZIPPER
We love poh-kets on short shorts. My ex-girlfriend used to say poh-kets and had chubby vienna sausage fingers so I used to call her Wolverine and say she would be doing Berserker Barrage anytime she would use her hands. She then used those same vienna sausage fingers to text me and set me up to see her in a karaoke room with a group of guys because I cheated on her and then I had to go in there and drag her out and then they thought I was going to beat her up and they said I'll fuck you up dawg. I cried and called my best friend. Thank God for best friends and these shorts that can hold telephones to call them if this ever happens to you.
This is all a true story.
**PRE-ORDER will be open for 2 days only. Will ship in 3 weeks after that. What we sell is what we'll make and that will be all like Meryl Streep in Devil Wears Prada.
Give us like 2-3 days to ship out your package. We have like real jobs and stuff because nobody buys our stuff and then we don't make any money and stuff.
We use FedEx, UPS, and DHL for shipping. We don't use USPS because they can't be trusted.