Valet Tee

Valet Tee


here’s our logic in this.

spend $38 dollars on this tee. wear black pants.

go to an establishment that offers overpriced valet parking.

pick a car you like that smells good. like squash air freshener.

give them a ticket, and take the car.

you just spent $38 dollars for a used car.

. 100% cotton

. “beefy” “durable” and “virtually shrink free”

. generous fit with higher neckline. ok…..byeee

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